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I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)

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Things to do today:
1. Get up
2. Survive
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20 Things that women should stop wearing:

1-20: The weight of other people's expectations & judgments.
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List of things I'm currently handling well:
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"You see, I'm sort of independent.
I am my own superintendent."
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Family Feud Questions and Answers:

Name a place that’s filled with people who don’t want to be there.

Jail
Hell
Work
Cemetery
Church

Tell me something of yours that you swear is possessed.

Children
Car
House
Pet
Computer
Myself
Cellphone
Spouse

Name something that people do in the bathroom that they wouldn’t admit to.

Singing loudly
Talking to themselves
Checking social media
Trying out dance moves
Reading shampoo bottle labels
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They say to invest in stocks. I bought chicken stock. At least, I can make soup.
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I’m starting to think that winning the lottery is the only way that I can afford to buy a house.
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Remember when $4 got you a cup of coffee and change? Now it just gets you judged by the barista. #InflationBlues
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I told my kids that we were playing a new game called ‘Budget.’ It’s just like Monopoly but with real money and tears. #ParentingInInflation
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My fitness tracker is the only thing excited about inflation. Apparently, walking to work counts as exercise. #BudgetFitness
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The price of meat is so high that my dog is considering becoming a vegetarian. #CarnivoreCrisis
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Inflation: Turning millionaires into thousandaires, one rate hike at the time.
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Keep Calm and inflate on…said no one with a budget, ever.
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Remember when a penny saved was a penny earned? Now it’s just a penny closer to buying a loaf of bread.
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Life gave me lemons but I had to give them back because I couldn’t afford the sugar to make lemonade.
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I tried to follow my dreams but they got repossessed just like my car.
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Is it just me or are Dollar Stores becoming ‘Ten Dollar Stores’?
#BargainHuntingFail
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At this rate I will need to make a loan for my next cup of coffee.
#CaffeineEconomics
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I used to love eating out. Now I just window shop reading the menus.
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I’m not sure what is rising faster, the cost of living or my blood pressure.
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I’m starting to think that my retirement plan is just a cruel joke.
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I’m not sure if everything is expensive or if I am just poor.
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Money can’t buy happiness.

Me on payday 😁!
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The tooth fairy paid me a quarter as a kid. What is the tooth fairy paying out now?
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“A penny for your thoughts?” Please, my thoughts costs at least a dollar in this economy.
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When did water start costing more than wine?
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I have discovered a great way to diet. I look at the price of food and lose my appetite.
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Nobody told me that when you get a husband the ears are sold separately.
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I finally found a diet plan that works. It’s called the price of food!
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Packages that claim, “Easy opening” usually aren’t easy to open. It usually means just the opposite!

Everything is hermetically sealed these days!

I suppose that we have the Tylenol tampering from years ago to blame for packaging nowadays.

While I am on a rant, why do ‘no salt and no sugar items cost more? They are leaving out ingredients! Seems like they should cost less.
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