I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)
It's probably going to be a dog. But it is what it is.
is a sniper on a roof.
If you ever feel bad, call me. I promise to sing to you.
Then you can decide what's worse.
especially when you have food.
More specifically, a koala.
I can sleep for 22 hours a day.
I am now older and still don't understand anything.
Him: I wake up at 4:00 am.
Me: Never mind.
I'm sick of my life too.
Your soulmate is almost done with those divorce papers.
You stress me out.
day is ruined.
1. Birth
2. You gotta be f****ing kidding me
3. Death
then mental trauma.
If made correctly, yes.
WTF?? When did I eat anxiety and back problems?
Most of it is bad, but it's still a lot!
Let future you deal with it.
If at first you don’t succeed,
try something easier.
When you wish upon a star, you're actually a few million light years too late. That star is dead. Just like your dreams.
If you shoot for the moon, I recommend making it, because if your plan B is the stars, it will take you about 100 million times longer to reach even the closest one outside our solar system, and I doubt you have that kind of time.