I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)
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"If you have the facts on your side, pound the facts; if you have the law on your side, pound the law; if you have neither the facts nor the law, pound the table."
”Why? I’m a fun-gi.”
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“No bunny loves you like I do!”
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I brought her strawberries to have with her cake but she forgot to take the cake out of the freezer. I don't know where else to park this, but it is pretty funny so I'm parking it here. Because I am guessing we are the only ones in the world who had pureed coleslaw and a sweet potato for the Holiday today.
So yeah. Easter Dinner 2025. Pureed coleslaw, a sweet potato and some strawberries. She was happy. That is what matters.
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If you’re in here tonight
and you’ve never contemplated suicide, then you’ve never been in love.
If you’re in here tonight
and you’ve never contemplated
murder, then you’ve never been divorced.
Write something, even if it’s just a suicide note.
The first thing you should know about me is that I am not you. A lot more will make sense after that.
Sorry, wrong punctuation.
I’m giving up. Drinking until Christmas.
Not all relationships will lead to marriage, some will help you discover new restaurants.
Because they're little chickens!
Wise AND funny BOJ. Made me LOL.
I need to keep this in mind when certain parties decide to critique my posts. Hmmm. Might be good stitched on a pillow.
Then I listened to a short podcast and decided it was too reactive. But it did make me laugh which is what the thread is about. Oh well.
https://drchatterjee.com/the-5-minute-morning-habit-to-reduce-stress-overwhelm-negative-thoughts-dr-rangan-chatterjee/
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You're a grey sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake.
I love what you've done with your hair. How do you get it to come out of the nostrils like that?
You see that door? I want you on the other side of it.
There are some remarkably dumb people in this world. Thanks for helping me understand that.
I believed in evolution until I met you.
Take my lowest priority and put yourself beneath it.
If somebody says. “What are you looking at?” I respond with, “I’m asking myself the same thing.”
or alternatively:
“What are you looking at?”
“How many guesses do I get?”
“Ohh so you’re one of those people.”
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If anyone tells you that a certain person speaks ill of you, do not make excuses about what is said of you but answer, "He was ignorant of my other faults, else he would not have mentioned these alone.”
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“The difference between you and I, is that I actually like myself.”
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“You will never die of brain cancer.”
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"How old are you?"
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“Don’t make me make love to you!”
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"Hope you will say something smart one day."
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“You are not invited to my birthday party.”
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"Do you know who I am?"
"Why, don't you? Did you lose your memory? Are you lost?"
I had a rough childhood because my parents
aren’t divorced.
His name is Rick O'Shay.
humidity.
I always wanted to look like a lion.
--use the bathroom
--relax on the couch
--open a chocolate bar
The trick it to not have it on picture day.
but I gave it a mini donut instead,
because nobody tells me what to do.
You'll be screaming it later.
After kids: Here, lick the rock, just please stop screaming.
Calm down. You’re doing great. You’re doing great.
I’m telling you, you’re doing great.
Life isn’t perfect. It never was. And it never will be.
We’ve all got stuff to deal with. You’re doing great.
So what, you’re fat. Who cares?
We’re all fat.
You’re either really fat, kind of fat, or trying not to be fat.