I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)
As they came off the line,
I would hold them up and say, "yeah, Deez-el fit her."
A quote from Ogden Nash, on seduction: “Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.”
A quote from Groucho Marx: “Anyone who says he can see through women is missing something.”
If the joke about forgetfulness is offensive, then let's remove the joke about hard of hearing, and the joke about nuttella/pregnant, etc.
Where does it end? We will have nothing left to laugh about. Don't cave to that constipated individual.
BuzzyBee, please continue posting. I look forward to your daily jokes.
I have to laugh at all of our disadvantages or I would go quietly mad. I probably still am. But the only way I can overcome stuff is to laugh at it. It will still be staring me in the face but I will have taken off a little of its devistation.
Sorry to have offended. It was not meant.
I will not post for a while.
We could have sworn you said
the ark wasn't leaving till 5.
Sincerely,
the Unicorns
thank you everyone!
On the plus side, he makes great Subway sandwiches.
It must be time to up my medication!
The father is Nutella.
It is who you are when you are alone that counts.
"The right to be indecisive! "
"When do we want it? "
"Er. ......."
"Hearing aids"
"When do we want them?"
"HEARING AIDS!"
A cure for alzhimers!
When do we want it?
When do we want what?
I don't know and I don't care.
Do you know jokes with a delay? The ones that demand you to think a bit. My favorite is:
The man worked at a Pickling Company and was getting more and more anxious.
“You know” he said once to his wife “I often feel like inserting my penis in the Cucumber Slicer.”
“Heavens, honey. That’s stress, you’re working 20 years at the same place. How about seeing a psychologist?”
“Maybe, maybe.”
Another week, and she asked:
“So, are you still thinking about that nonsense?”
“More and more.”
“I told you, you’re too stressed. I know. Take two weeks off, we can go to the mountains, you used to like hiking when we were dating, remember?”
“Hm, I will talk to the boss.”
Another week and he arrived home at the middle of the afternoon.
“What happened?” asked the wife.
“I got fired.”
“What do you mean?! How?”
“Just that. They fired… both me and the Cucumber Slicer.”