I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)
What do you call a melon that's not allowed to get married? Can't elope.
What do you call two spiders that just got married? Newly-webs.
My wife and I often exchange opinions. I come with my own and leave with hers.
Well, what can I tell you about the groom? I've known him for about ten years, he's handsome, intelligent, witty, charismatic... sorry, wrong wedding.
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Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
I swore I married someone who didn’t snore. Turns out, they just held back until we signed the paperwork.
I love everybody.
Some I love to be around,
some I love to avoid,
and others I’d love to
punch in the face.
I love long walks
away from everyone.
"All stressed out
and no one to choke."
I just found out my neighbourhood has like 50 registered s*x offenders.
I don’t need that kind of…
competition. 🙂
I’m just kidding! It’s a joke…
I’m not registered.
I would go out of my mind,
but I can’t find the exit.
One cat won’t fix all your problems…but three might.
I would make a great millionaire.
Go buy a brain.
I saved someone’s life today.
Well, I resisted the urge to strangle the life out of this idiot. So pretty much the same thing.
When I was younger, I could really kick some butt. Now I just go for the ankles.
I like working from home. It’s much more comfortable than sleeping in my cubicle.
Food prices are so high, I even cry over un-spilt milk.
Love BOJ and the silly quotes and quips she shares with us.
If there’s one thing I’d like you to remember, it’s…
Oh my God, what was it?
Be VERY careful. You are beginning to speak BOJ.
I’m not sure that’s a good thing. 🤓😎🥸🥳
"It's not boring staying in the house for weeks in a row.
But how come one bag
of rice has 48,356 grains
and the other 47,998?"
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I hope you’re going through hell; keep going.
I need to do a thing.
Body:
You did a thing yesterday, that’s enough things.