I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)
which level of h*ll is this?
If you’re lucky enough to find a weirdo
never let them go.
Know I come here to get a smile from your postings to us! And I thank you.
My grocery list:
1. Don’t run into anyone you know
2. Eggs
I wonder how fed up someone had to be
to make deodorant.
My bank statement
is basically a food diary.
I’m just gonna say it.
Sharks just aren’t
eating enough people.
For legal reasons
everything I post is a joke.
Please expand further so I can know whether I’m at home or not.
🙂
because someone hasn’t eaten yet.
I’m not bossy.
I simply make suggestions without options.
The last thing I want to do is hurt you,
but it’s still on the list.
Not all patients are annoying, some are unconscious.
You’re not stupid, I just think you have bad luck when thinking.
I have selective hearing. I’m sorry, you weren’t selected today.
The ocean gets its saltiness from the tears of misunderstood sharks who just want to cuddle.
I didn’t say it was your fault.
I said I was going to blame you!!!
I jjjust thought, maybe I could tttake you out.
Woman, clueless:
Take me out of what? My comfort zone?
I’ve never really felt comfortable in my comfort zone.
Yesterday I did nothing,
and today I’m finishing what I did yesterday.
Easter egg hunts:
Proof people can find things when they really want to.
🙂🙂🙂🍀🍀🍀
Right about now, many parents are going to discover the teacher wasn’t the problem.
I THINK
therefore we have nothing in common.
Don’t be a fool. Stop hating Mondays. Be a professional and hate the whole week!
When you realize that your protagonist is really just you and you don’t like what you see…
“Morals, probably?”
“No, it’s something important.”
Who doesn’t
I know
Thanks
I’m sorry
A horrible decision, really
As the prophecy foretold.
But at what cost?
So…it has come to this.
Is this why fate brought us together?
There is no escape from destiny.
…and then the wolves came.
😉
"If you have the facts on your side, pound the facts; if you have the law on your side, pound the law; if you have neither the facts nor the law, pound the table."
”Why? I’m a fun-gi.”