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Excuse me,
which level of h*ll is this?
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If you’re lucky enough to find a weirdo
never let them go.
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@Bundle, that one about "which level of hell is this" certainly resonates. I just got finished saying that Dante missed a whole lot of circles of hell in his writings. There are in fact many more than he described!
Know I come here to get a smile from your postings to us! And I thank you.
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My grocery list:

1. Don’t run into anyone you know

2. Eggs
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I wonder how fed up someone had to be
to make deodorant.
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My bank statement
is basically a food diary.
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You know what??
I’m just gonna say it.
Sharks just aren’t
eating enough people.
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For legal reasons
everything I post is a joke.
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I don’t like being asked “Are you at home?”

Please expand further so I can know whether I’m at home or not.
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80% of arguments start
because someone hasn’t eaten yet.
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I’m not bossy.
I simply make suggestions without options.
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The last thing I want to do is hurt you,
but it’s still on the list.
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Not all patients are annoying, some are unconscious.
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You’re not stupid, I just think you have bad luck when thinking.
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I have selective hearing. I’m sorry, you weren’t selected today.
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The ocean gets its saltiness from the tears of misunderstood sharks who just want to cuddle.
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I didn’t say it was your fault.
I said I was going to blame you!!!
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Man, hopelessly in love:
I jjjust thought, maybe I could tttake you out.

Woman, clueless:
Take me out of what? My comfort zone?
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I’ve never really felt comfortable in my comfort zone.
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Yesterday I did nothing,
and today I’m finishing what I did yesterday.
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Easter egg hunts:
Proof people can find things when they really want to.
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Right about now, many parents are going to discover the teacher wasn’t the problem.
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I THINK
therefore we have nothing in common.
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Don’t be a fool. Stop hating Mondays. Be a professional and hate the whole week!
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😉 About writers…

When you realize that your protagonist is really just you and you don’t like what you see…
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“I’m forgetting something.”

“Morals, probably?”

“No, it’s something important.”
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alternative responses to “I love you”…

Who doesn’t

I know

Thanks

I’m sorry

A horrible decision, really
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things you can say in response to literally anything, when you have nothing else to say…

As the prophecy foretold.

But at what cost?

So…it has come to this.

Is this why fate brought us together?

There is no escape from destiny.

…and then the wolves came.
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for those who follow law and court cases...
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"If you have the facts on your side, pound the facts; if you have the law on your side, pound the law; if you have neither the facts nor the law, pound the table."
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What did the boy mushroom say to the girl mushroom when she wouldn’t go out with him?

”Why? I’m a fun-gi.”
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