I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)
I'm hungry.
but to blame someone else for it shows management potential.
it's someone else better than you.
There is a difference.
The next your looking out the window and saying, omg is that a red breasted grosbeak!
I'm hungry again.
But I forgot where I put it.
"How wonderful! What happened to your 1st husband?"
"He ate poisonous mushrooms & died."
"How tragic! What about your 2nd?"
"He ate poisonous mushrooms & died."
"Terrible! I'm almost afraid to ask you about your third 3rd."
"He died of a broken neck."
"A broken neck?"
"He wouldn't eat the mushrooms."
obviously never had one before.
Husband: Your eyesight is perfect.
He said, “That’s a mirror!”
I wish there was a way to know you're in the good old days before you've actually left them.
I'll let you know what comes first
It's just NUTS!
I just wish someone told me rigor mortis starts at 60 and not after we die
I just know what you should be doing.
Avoid both of them.
I call this mood "Awake".
will hopefully try again.