I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)
You don’t have to be a chef to know
which dish is best served cold!!!
If you wait until the last minute to do it, it only takes a minute to do.
Drinking can cause memory loss, or even worse, memory loss.
If you attempt to rob a bank, you will have no trouble with rent or bills for the next ten years, whether you are successful or not.
Trust dogs. They always know who to stay away from.
"You can’t eat just one cookie. It would get lonely. Be kind."
Here's a list of things I'd like to do today:
"A relationship is so damn cute in the beginning
then BOOM you got an attempted murder case."
"When you're fatigued because of your depression but can't sleep because of your anxiety."
If at first you don't succeed, find out if the loser gets anything.
Maybe Monday doesn’t like you either.
If anyone calls you old, hit them with your cane and throw your teeth at them.
What do you sing to a cow on its birthday? Happy birthday to moo!
Don’t let your old age get you down...it’s way too hard to get back up these days!
You’re not old.
You’re chronologically gifted.
This month will be rough.
Stay strong.
I went on a date with a girl one time. And she made fun of me for my color blindness,
which is to me a HUGE grey flag.
No one ever committed suicide while reading a good book, but many have tried while trying to write one.
Ignore responsibilities
Lie on floor
When the going gets weird,
the weird turn pro.
you want to see in the world.
(terms and conditions apply)
The spirit is willing,
but the wifi is weak.