I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)
Ignore responsibilities
Lie on floor
No one ever committed suicide while reading a good book, but many have tried while trying to write one.
I went on a date with a girl one time. And she made fun of me for my color blindness,
which is to me a HUGE grey flag.
This month will be rough.
Stay strong.
You’re not old.
You’re chronologically gifted.
Don’t let your old age get you down...it’s way too hard to get back up these days!
What do you sing to a cow on its birthday? Happy birthday to moo!
If anyone calls you old, hit them with your cane and throw your teeth at them.
Maybe Monday doesn’t like you either.
If at first you don't succeed, find out if the loser gets anything.
"When you're fatigued because of your depression but can't sleep because of your anxiety."
"A relationship is so damn cute in the beginning
then BOOM you got an attempted murder case."
Here's a list of things I'd like to do today:
"You can’t eat just one cookie. It would get lonely. Be kind."
Trust dogs. They always know who to stay away from.
If you attempt to rob a bank, you will have no trouble with rent or bills for the next ten years, whether you are successful or not.
Drinking can cause memory loss, or even worse, memory loss.
If you wait until the last minute to do it, it only takes a minute to do.
You don’t have to be a chef to know
which dish is best served cold!!!
If forums have taught us anything,
it’s that a lot of people aren’t quite ready for a spelling bee.
The hardest thing to find in life is happiness - money is only hard to find because it gets wasted trying to find happiness.
I’m not too crazy about my relatives. Don’t you sometimes look at your relatives and think, “I can’t believe I’m related to these people!”
I give blood 4 times a year, just so I’m less and less related to these people.
There is hardship in everything except
eating pancakes.
How can you believe God exists when you’ve never seen him?
stand-up comedian:
Well, I believe Home Depot employees exist.
you know, i’ve been searching for a long time. today, that search is over.
male friend:
and now the search for a psychiatrist begins.