I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)
When the going gets weird,
the weird turn pro.
you want to see in the world.
(terms and conditions apply)
The spirit is willing,
but the wifi is weak.
The way I stay indoors,
I’m slowly becoming furniture.
Time is precious…
waste it wisely.
is the day that coffee
needs coffee before I do.
I wasn't even finished with my Saturday yet.
Climate change.
Just in case someone wanna lie about May 2nd, 1858.
And now we can’t use nicknames at work anymore.
It only takes a second to show someone how you feel about them.
Police call it indecent exposure, but whatever.
They all seem so happy…
When someone says get a grip, apparently around their neck is NOT what they meant.
When people suck the life out of you, they should take some fat too.
It’s not about how many times you fall, it’s about how many times you get back up.
Cop:
That’s not how field sobriety tests work.
I’m not even on drugs. I’m just weird.
The only members of your family you actually like.
What’s the difference between animals and humans?
Animals would never choose the dumbest among them to lead them.
Correct me if you’re wrong.
Did you know?
You can’t blink while smiling…
Just kidding.
I just wanna make you smile. You’re so cute.
I love you from the bottom of my left ventricle.
I’d really appreciate it if you’d start stalking me back.