I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)
Interviewer: Mr. Williams, why do you think there’s not so much comedy in Germany?
Robin: Did you ever think you killed all the funny people?
An autobiography
4 days without wifi and it’s game over.
You can’t make somebody love you. You can only stalk them and hope for the best.
I have an inferiority complex, but it’s not a very good one.
Just when you think you can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends.
The answer you’re looking for is inside of you,
but it’s wrong.
So many bad choices
so little time.
we like eating salads.
I snack so my kitchen doesn’t get lonely between meals.
If at first you don’t succeed,
find a snack.
Keep your friends close
and your snacks even closer.
Coffee because…
murder is wrong!
I drink coffee
because punching people is frowned upon.
Just burned 2,000 calories
trying to avoid someone I know at Walmart.
Santa Claus had the right idea.
Visit people only once a year.
It got stuck in the crack!
hope somebody gets a chuckle😅
A tandem bike after 80 should be called a double suicide.
I wish more people were fluent in silence.
My heart has no room for you,
but the trunk of my car definitely does.
is a perfect example
of what matters is on the inside.
will make you stronger
except bears
bears will kill you
Will mutate, and try again another day.
My grandmother turned 98! We had a party for her 98th birthday.
It was a search party.